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Yeah, The dogs clotheslining the kid with the leash would be worrying, but seemingly completely harmless.
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The last one where the dog knocked the kid over almost looked like it was biting him until I went frame by frame and saw it was just head-butting him on the first pass so I decided it was okay.

I laughed, felt bad, and then told my coworkers about it at lunch as an anecdote of how I felt bad to laugh, but it was funny. I prefaced it by saying it was a friend who emailed me pics rather than have to explain a webforum though. White lies for brevity's sake.
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I want a version of that one where the dog steals the Toboggan, but with the GTA HUD on it.
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I feel like there needs to be gashapon machines with those in 18+ establishements...
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FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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I know someone who knits cock-and-balls finger puppets and sells them. There is seriously some kind of market for tiny phalluphernalia on the Internet.
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Koumei wrote:phalluphernalia
This is the best not-word ever. Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like a really weird and kinky Harry Potter spell?
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DSMatticus, never google "Engorgio robustus."
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I found this on the Straight Dope in an article about salvaging WWI ships for metal that wasn't irradiated.

I don't know what this picture is suppose to convey.
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Adults seem way less funny to me.
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OgreBattle wrote:I found this on the Straight Dope in an article about salvaging WWI ships for metal that wasn't irradiated.

I don't know what this picture is suppose to convey.
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The Straight Dope wrote:To gauge how bad things were, researchers built “iron rooms,” shielded chambers in which people could be tested to see how much radioactivity they’d absorbed. These rooms had thick steel walls to prevent outside radiation from skewing the results. One iron room, at Argonne National Laboratory, was used to test Marshall Islanders who’d been exposed to fallout following the H-bomb test at Bikini atoll in 1954.
I'm presuming they're testing the chick in the image (who's wearing a bikini because Bikini Atoll) for radioactivity.
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so cute!
untill you realize your entire head fits into his mouoth upright just nicely.
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I've heard from sources that he wants to make a movie out of this...


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the most patriotic thug you will never see hitting you from above . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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It's so patriotic, it deserves to be posted twice.

Also, the look that eagle is giving almost seems happy.
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Golden Eagles are patriotic?
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If you're in Mexico, yes.
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That might explain a few things...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Keys to the Contract: A crossover between Puella Magi Madoka Magica and Kingdom Hearts.
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TheFlatline wrote:Legolas/Robin Hood are myths that have completely unrealistic expectation of "uses a bow".
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There's context to this image. It doesn't make it any better.
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